chonk cat's definitions

metalpecker

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.

The metalpecker woke me up this morning.

by chonk cat October 22, 2008

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

reverse plumbing

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.

I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.

by chonk cat December 17, 2011

the f dash dash dash word

The word fuck, as used in A Christmas Story.

Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.

by chonk cat December 30, 2011