7 definitions by chickenboy

Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy January 10, 2018

hace

To eat, usually with disregard to any social etiquette.

I was so hungry I haced three pickles in one minute.

by chickenboy July 22, 2008

Vulvo

The male vagina. Aka the anus.

I tried putting a dildo in my vulvo.

by chickenboy July 16, 2022

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

Kentucky Deluxe

A threesome with double vaginal penetration.

I’m hoping my buddy and I can get some Kentucky Deluxe tonight.

by chickenboy January 10, 2018

Brutus

A man or woman’s belly.

She has a brutus but I wouldn’t say she’s fat.

by chickenboy October 31, 2021

Tittle

To gently tickle the underside of a woman’s breast.

My wife wasn’t too happy when I gave her a tittle in public.

by chickenboy March 11, 2021