To totally mess up or tweak in a painful way, usually while attempting a move one lacks the skills to successfully complete.
"Nyaaaahahhh, you shackdackled your dillet!"
Response: "Shut up. It's not funny."
(sound of a fist hitting flesh)
A towel, typically stolen from a fashionable or expensive hotel, worn around the neck to mop up persiration and as a display of personal status.
Question: "Dutchy, where you get that hotel?"
Answer: "The Marriott."
A term used to represent a profoundly obtuse statement, or a statement that is evasive and attempts to hide the ineptitude and laziness of the original speaker. See asshat
Comment: "So right after I told him it was not ready, he asked me if it was ready yet. I told him I had just told him it wasn't ready only a minute earlier and he said he just wanted to make sure we were 'being proactive' or something like that"
Response: " Oh man, badeep!"
The act of suddenly and viciously wiping out and stopping dead, with no skid or roll. To biff or suddenly and dramatically shackdackle
in the attempted execution of a sporting manouver.
"That doesn't have way near enough speed."
Reply: "That's gonna hurt"
A noun used to refer to any one of several extremely sensitive parts of the body. Typically a part of the body most suceptible to shackdackling
"Dooood, did you shackdackle your dillet?"
Response: "Nah, I ska-danked