16 definitions by chas

jorvin

A baby who likes to toot.

My little baby, my little baby... Jorvin

by chas December 25, 2016

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by chas September 12, 2004

cap his ass

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

by chas November 25, 2003

ho down

oral intercourse given by a female to a male. (aka blowjob)

you know she gonna go down, when i tell that bitch ta ho down

by chas May 29, 2004

Sweet Pop

A sugar daddy. One who pays the way for another's material desires in exchange for sexual favors.

by chas October 6, 2003

pooser

Geek boys.

From 16 Candles: "I'm sorry my friends were such poosers..."

by chas March 11, 2004

fat ass

Either lazy or middle-class, someone who seemingly has some money.

That fat ass lady be drivin' an Accura.

by chas November 25, 2003