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2 definitions by chart

 
1.
A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.
"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."
by chart March 30, 2007
 
2.
An elderly or aging female who due to a combination of major personality flaws, undesirable personal habits, and unattractive physical appearance has never married. It is not uncommon for a spinster to have had many short term romantic relationships and to have spread her legs for many men. Females begin to enter spinster territory at the age of 35 or the first appearance of gray hair and or crow's feet.
Females often claim to be, "career oriented" or "independent" to help them come to terms with being a spinster.
by chart May 21, 2008