chaosomega's definitions

aikido

AI-KI-DO

1. Noun: a Japanese martial art, created by Morihei Ueshiba. Translated as "he way of harmonious spirit" or as "way of adapting the spirit". Focuses on armlocks and throws, often combining the two.

2. Verb: to beat someone thoroughly, usually through physical means in sports or figthing.

1. I take aikido classes at the mall.

2. Aikido his ass!

by chaosomega July 12, 2007

joint lock

Noun: A type of martial arts technique, used to extend or twist a joint beyond its range of motion, possibly breaking it. They are also sometimes used to manipulate an opponent's movement. Sometimes called a 'submission hold', or just 'submission'.

"The guy tried to touch my woman so I put his arm in a joint lock and told him what's what."

by chaosomega July 12, 2007

riddum

Rythm, as spoken in Georges St. Pierre's French Canadian accent. Refers to imposing his will on his opponents in the ring or octagon.

"No one can 'andle my riddum!" - Georges "Rush" St. Pierre, UFC Welterweight Champion

by chaosomega December 4, 2006

QFL

An acronym for "quit fuckin(g) lying".

"QFL, I did not steal your delicious chocolate treats!"

by chaosomega September 10, 2006

Shninja

A portmanteau, shortened from 'shit-kicking ninja'.

Durk, the Shninja, is from Uranus.

by chaosomega November 22, 2011