4 definitions by cdgnotparis

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 18, 2018

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis February 23, 2011

Afaf

Text speak for "asking for a friend." can be used to regular speech by saying AffAff.

So, how often does your "weird" friend enjoy watersports in bed? Afaf

by cdgnotparis November 2, 2018

doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair

Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.

by cdgnotparis April 6, 2016