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57 definitions by catfight12

 
22.
A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage
After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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23.
When one is duped into clicking a link to some free porn/any other subject of interest but is instead taken to the 1990 music video of Rico Suave (Gerardo Mejia) shot in Miami, where we see a Mariachi band, chicks with Aqua net hair & Gerardo Mejia dancing with nips hanging out, in an unbuttoned blazer with shoulder pads.
I'd rather be Rickrolled than RicoRolled any day. This Rico Suave guy is totally gross.
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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24.
1) Taking ketamine or special K & XTC/MDMA
2) Female masturbation
3) When a female goes ape shit
1) I don't care about acid, I'm kittyflippin' at the party
2) She likes to kittyflip to Hentai
3) Bunny kittyflipped when she found out there was no more vodka in the liquor cabinet
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
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25.
A type of graphic that was very popular, highly overused & way too overrated in the 90s, created in Photoshop simply by using Filter > Distort > Twirl, any creator of which deemed him/herself a REAL graphic artist.
The first no-no in my list as an employer back in the 90s was anyone that had a spiral graphic in their goddamn portfolio.
by catfight12 January 08, 2009
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26.
A condition or state (term is based on the name of the UK group "Fatboy Slim") wherein:

1) A fat girl eats like a bird in public, thereby suggesting that she is fat NOT because she eats everything in sight, but because she suffers from some kind of thyroidal dysfunction
2) A fat girl has lost weight & yet managed to retain good qualities developed from when she was a fat girl (such as her low-maintenance personality or sense of humor)
Girl 1: You think Maggie really has a thyroid problem? Whenever we get lunch she eats like, half her sandwich and drinks Coke Light..
Girl 2: Yeah, no. The guys left a hidden camera in that classroom that no 1 ever uses & caught her wolfing down 3 Big Macs after school hours.
Girl 1: So she's a run-of-the-mill fatgirl slim..
by catfight12 January 05, 2009
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27.
The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.
Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
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28.
A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.
- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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