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Definitions by cardenio

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"
--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.
trumpet by cardenio February 4, 2005
city in michigan with a mayor who publicly cusses people out

polluted river in michigan teeming with three-headed fish and mutant demon golf balls
"so, where're you from?"
"uhhh.... never mind"
flint by cardenio February 4, 2005
Cwrw is Welsh for beer or ale. Even if a welshman is not a fluent welsh speaker, it is very likely he will know the meaning of this word.
Cwrw Gorau Cymru - The good beer of wales
cwrw by Cardenio March 30, 2004