capngrumpy's definitions

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

tundra wookie

Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.

"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"

by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005

Arab juice

An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.

We are killing people in the middle east to try and get more arab juice for ourselves.

by capngrumpy May 16, 2006

klondyke

A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.

She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 1, 2006

eskibro

A person of both Eskimo and Black origin. Eski - Bro.

me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...

him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!

by capngrumpy December 13, 2005

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006