capngrumpy's definitions

voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 1, 2006

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

Snow Cow

(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.

Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.

by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006

klondyke

A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.

She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

p.i.e.

Referring to a Bethel normal: Pretty Intoxicated Eskimo

Dude, she totally P.I.E.'d out at that party!

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

Arab juice

An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.

We are killing people in the middle east to try and get more arab juice for ourselves.

by capngrumpy May 16, 2006

tundra wookie

Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.

"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"

by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005