capngrumpy's definitions

eskibro

A person of both Eskimo and Black origin. Eski - Bro.

me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...

him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!

by capngrumpy December 13, 2005

klondyke

A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.

She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 1, 2006

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 16, 2005

p.i.e.

Referring to a Bethel normal: Pretty Intoxicated Eskimo

Dude, she totally P.I.E.'d out at that party!

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

Ganker

ganker. (n). Referring to ones brown eye. More specifically, the ganker is the actual sphincter of the anus. Used to speak directly of the ganker.

After eating 25 three-mile-island hot wings at Hooters my ganker was sore the next morning.

Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.

by capngrumpy December 17, 2005