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1 definition by cannibalcake

Fucktard (theater):
1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance.

2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful.

3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".
The guy in front of us is eating and talking really loudly while this play is going on. What a fucktard.
by cannibalcake August 27, 2009