Definitions by c2l2

Coffee Drama 

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

Coffee Drama by c2l2 September 4, 2022

stinker pig 

A stinker Pig is the best companion you could ever have, a dog that looks like the most delicous amimal of all - the pig. Can you get a Stinker Pig? No man, you can't BUT you might already have one. IN simple terms a needy, loving, stinky compation on four legs; a gift from the universe when you need it the most. Good luck Stinkewr Pigs are RARE

You are not lucky enough to have a Stinker Pig in your midst, that is just a good dog; better luck next time.

stinker pig by c2l2 October 29, 2021

labradork 

Someone who is smitten Labrador Retrievers and is convinced Labs are the best companion a person can have and sees their dog(s) as family members not pets.

I am such a labradork, my dog rides in my Benz and sleeps in my bed.

labradork by c2l2 May 5, 2021

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

Tommy Dad by c2l2 April 30, 2020

enphoned 

To be so into ones phone that you are oblivious to the world, conversation, TV, lover whatever is going on around you.

Usually presents in millennials with iPhones.

Jeff was so enphoned that he missed the whole night. "Did you see how he almost walked into that car," "God, he loves that iPhone more that life..."

enphoned by c2l2 April 30, 2020