"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.
"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"
One of the two important holes on a chick.
"excuse me, but may I drain my nutsack in your stinkpouch, Madam Senator?"
To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!
"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"
The fabulous hole found on most women
May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?
feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.
God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.
The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.
"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"