11 definitions by butterballs

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"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs October 11, 2008
The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.
"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"
by butterballs November 19, 2006
One of the two important holes on a chick.
"excuse me, but may I drain my nutsack in your stinkpouch, Madam Senator?"
by butterballs October 12, 2005
To give a pants down swaying ass-wave...while farting as loudly as possible...directly into a womans face!
"That bitch was on her knees scrubbing the floor, so I backed up, said 'hey honey', and gave her a Memphis Fan!"
by butterballs April 06, 2008
The fabulous hole found on most women
May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?
by butterballs January 28, 2008
feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.
God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.
by butterballs June 13, 2006
The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.
"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"
by butterballs October 08, 2005

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