12 definitions by butterballs

stinkpouch

One of the two important holes on a chick.

"excuse me, but may I drain my nutsack in your stinkpouch, Madam Senator?"

by butterballs October 13, 2005

stinkpouch

The fabulous hole found on most women

May I drain my nutsack into your stinkpouch, shorty?

by butterballs January 28, 2008

Hoopsiloceraptor

The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.

"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"

by butterballs November 19, 2006

eats the rag

either an insult, or just a funny thing to say to or about someone else.

"that fuckin' loser eats the rag!"

by butterballs May 20, 2006

Hog on a cloud

feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.

God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.

by butterballs June 14, 2006

Rebuke the Frost Pie

To give a bitch the cold shoulder when she wants some booty. Usually to get her back for something, or just for fun.

She was beggin' for it last night, so it was fun to rebuke the frost pie and watch her squirm.

by butterballs May 20, 2006

squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs October 12, 2008