show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.

That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Hyundai

A woman who can be relied upon to fuck all day every day. Derived from Australian Hyundai advertisement "Hyundai's....go all day, every day".

My woman's a 'Hyundai'. She can't get enough of it; a nymphomaniac.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 04, 2007

Incest

Sexual contact, usually consensual, between two or more members of a nuclear family, such as brother and sister or father and daughter. Generally, the practice is absolutely tabu however it is the norm and completely acceptable in Tasmania and certain parts of the United States.

Johnnie just fucked his little sister, Mary. They are always playing incest.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006