busted hyman's definitions

PC

Politically Correct. A left wing plot, encouraged by the soft cock media, to ensure that people are persecuted if one calls a spade a spade. The idea is that no one's feelings are to be hurt and everyone is homogenous. You used to be able to say "Gee, you are a short cunt". Now you say nothing but if you really must say something, you must say "I am very sorry to notice that you are vertically challenged".

I hate being PC. I want to go back to the days when men were men and women were glad !

A fuckwit is a 'fuckwit'. A fuckwit is not an 'otherwise valuable and wonderful person which I have failed to ascertain the reasons for being unable to understand or enjoy the company of'.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

bomb thrower

Originally, a term to describe a Catholic participant of the conflict in Northern Ireland. Could now be expanded to include individuals with radical and uncompromising religious views who are quite happy to throw incendary devices at innocent civilians and infidels. Recent examples have occured in Spain, the UK, Sri Lanka and Iraq.

The guy who killed those people on the bus was a bomb thrower.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.

Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

deep rimming

One step further advanced from rimming, it is the inserting of one's tongue as far as possible into someone's anus for the purposes of deriving pleasure for both the rimmer and the rimmee. Is best done with a clean anus and with rectum devoid of faeces. An incredible turn on for all concerned when performed correctly.

After licking her juicy twat to orgasm in that last 69er, I moved up to the brown and I did some serious deep rimming of her delicious date.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006