busted hyman's definitions

scarpa

To run away or otherwise leave a location with extreme urgency in the face of danger of injury or apprehension. Often wrongly spelt as 'scarper'.

As soon as we threw the rock and it broke the window, we knew we had to scarpa.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

rev head

Australian term for a young male person who owns and is obsessed by an excessively powerful motor vehicle, generally manufactured in the 1970s or 1980s. His car is more important than his driver's licence, sex, drugs or rock'n'roll.

That Bevan is such a rev head. He's got a bloody lime green Holden Torana with extractors, mags, ten-speaker 200 watt stereo and it's got more guts than the space shuttle.

by Busted Hyman July 16, 2006

half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.

The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.

I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.

Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.

by busted hyman July 13, 2009