32 definitions by busted hyman

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
Language spoken by severely drunk people.
Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.
by Busted Hyman July 04, 2006
A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.
Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.
That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.
by Busted Hyman July 04, 2006
The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

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