bushlight's definitions

Racist

All white people are racist but only if an outsider says so.

Oh, there's the racist white people again!

by bushlight December 18, 2017

Brown chicken

The brown chicken died of asphyxiations as the brown cow ran away with his bucks.

Another dead brown chicken. Too bad.

by bushlight December 15, 2017

American

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.

Proud to be an American today.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)

Those punks are giving me homophobia.

by bushlight May 7, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.

That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?

by bushlight October 31, 2018