bushlight's definitions

Stuck up

To have better luck than anybody else, being unhappy and unable To do anything about it.

I can't believe that guy wants to go and be stuck up and have a different quality of life than anybody else.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

Narc

In the game of legal matters a snitch is one who walks the walk and talks the talk. Talks the talk being the police and walks the walk being the felons. A snitch, a narc, a teller, a rat, an informant, a spy, a tattle teller.

Pipe down, I smell a narc.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017