bushlight's definitions

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Snub nose revolver

It fits in a purse, it packs a punch, and its for the misses but she doesn't miss.

The wife got a new snub nose revolver for Christmas lets hope I don't forget her birthday.

by bushlight December 14, 2017

Run from a fight

Fight, what fight? They said it was going to be a beatdown.

To run from a fight is what is going to happen.

by bushlight January 16, 2018

relationships

yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings

your relationships are not going well.

by bushlight May 28, 2018

Nodattall

When you look up at a tall person and look back down trying to avoid eye contact because you lost your balance

Did you see that huge dude walk by)?nodattall I was looking where I was going.

by bushlight October 10, 2017

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019