bushlight's definitions

Stuck up

To have better luck than anybody else, being unhappy and unable To do anything about it.

I can't believe that guy wants to go and be stuck up and have a different quality of life than anybody else.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

America

The land of the free, the home of the brave. In America you can be an American because if you try to tell me to you and yang I don't know what hole to pee in so don't do it. The wall is there for a reason, stop trying to see through it.

Born in America.

by bushlight February 17, 2019

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018

Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)

Those punks are giving me homophobia.

by bushlight May 7, 2018