Cooley

The imprint left by sitting naked in the snow.

ThatIMFa wide Cooley.

by bushlight December 12, 2017

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 07, 2017

Punishment

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.

Punishment completed

by bushlight December 11, 2017

Dark lord

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?

The Jewish religion is always putting down the dark lord.

by bushlight November 04, 2018