bushlight's definitions

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.

Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.

by bushlight December 10, 2017

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017

Stuck up

To have better luck than anybody else, being unhappy and unable To do anything about it.

I can't believe that guy wants to go and be stuck up and have a different quality of life than anybody else.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018