bushlight's definitions

Achilles

Achilles lives in troy who defeated telephus in the Trojan war who is from Olympia. Troy, al is a b and Olympia, WA is an a- on niche.com reference to Greek mythology.

Achilles was defeated by Alexander.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

Punishment

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.

Punishment completed

by bushlight December 11, 2017

Gypsy

One who has the devils luck.

Im a masculine Christian prophet, not a gypsy.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

Dark lord

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?

The Jewish religion is always putting down the dark lord.

by bushlight November 4, 2018

Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021