bushlight's definitions

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

American

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.

Proud to be an American today.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Cold hearted

The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.

That cold hearted baby mama killed him.

by bushlight May 4, 2018

86

Very offensive term saying this is a mistake. The bar will burn for offensive language such as this. The witches order will be notified that is in reference to 1986 and the Chinese zodiac is fire tiger which is only once every 60 years and predominantly wood.

The bartender said get the /86/firewood out if here

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Lysol

Lysol is a solvent for lye which dissolves soap scum on cars and dryer vents, washing machines, dishwashers showers and sinks. I recommend you reevaluate your property value and I will not pay 30,000 for a 1970 Camaro.

Lysol solvent removes soap scum.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

by bushlight June 23, 2021