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John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
Dude, John is really average.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
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evil incarnate

People that shit in urinals are evil incarnate
by buddy retard June 21, 2020
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baby

baby
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
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10 year old

I am 10 years old, therefore i am a 10 year old.
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
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speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.
Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.
by buddy retard July 3, 2020
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rich people

There are 2 types of rich people.

1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.

2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
Rich People Type 1:

Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?

Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.

Rich People Type 2:

Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!

(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
by buddy retard July 3, 2020
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deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
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