The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.
WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.
by buddy retard May 08, 2023
An elitist is someone who considers themselves superior to others for some reason.
An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"
Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
An example of elitists are non-conformists, who usually call themselves "wolves" and everyone who doesn't like what they like "sheep"
Online elitists usually base their superiority over time spent and are usually veterans. An example of this (was) the Call Of Duty fandom, who hated every new game.
By the way, veterancy does not automatically equal elitism.
Person 3 is not an elitist:
Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.
Person 3 is an elitist:
Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!
Person 1: Calm down.
Person 1: I think this game is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: I don't think it's that good anymore.
Person 3 is an elitist:
Person 1: I think is pretty good.
Person 2: Same.
Person 3: WHAT?!?!? OMG?!?!?! All these STUPID FUCKING KIDS ruined this PERFECT GAME with their STUPID ideas! OMG!!!!! LEAVE!!! POSERS!!! YOU DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS YOU SHEEP!!!! YOU WILL NEVER LIKE THIS!!!!!
Person 1: Calm down.
by buddy retard May 29, 2021
by buddy retard June 21, 2020
Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
by buddy retard July 31, 2021