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edgelord

Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.

Edgelord type 1:

This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.

Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian

Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh

Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!

Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
mugGet the edgelordmug.

future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.
1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.
by buddy retard February 3, 2023
mugGet the futuremug.

deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
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speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.
Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.
by buddy retard July 3, 2020
mugGet the speedloadermug.

strawman

An exaggerated/stereotypical view of someone's beliefs.
Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!

Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!

(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
mugGet the strawmanmug.

baby

baby
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
mugGet the babymug.

Human

You

No edgy joke here
We are all humans
by buddy retard June 14, 2020
mugGet the Humanmug.

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