buddy retard's definitions

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

by buddy retard July 3, 2020

javascript:void(0)

Haha! You clumsy mf! You just dragged a UI element into the search bar! How stupid of you!

Fuck, i just dragged a UI element into the search bar and it lead to the definition of javascript:void(0) and I got called stupid on the internet.

by buddy retard July 31, 2021

evil incarnate

People that shit in urinals

People that shit in urinals are evil incarnate

by buddy retard June 21, 2020

uikobilokgoblagesgh

A word that means nothing except the total destruction of all sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?

by buddy retard December 24, 2021

third times the charm

Something you should never say to Germany.

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.

by buddy retard July 5, 2020