buddy retard's definitions

third times the charm

Something you should never say to Germany.

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.

by buddy retard July 5, 2020

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

Female

off brand males

A: B, do you ever feel like females are just the awesome off brand version of males?
B: Nah bro.

by buddy retard June 6, 2020

javascript:void(0)

Haha! You clumsy mf! You just dragged a UI element into the search bar! How stupid of you!

Fuck, i just dragged a UI element into the search bar and it lead to the definition of javascript:void(0) and I got called stupid on the internet.

by buddy retard July 31, 2021

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

by buddy retard July 3, 2020

10 year old

Someone who is 10 years old

I am 10 years old, therefore i am a 10 year old.

by buddy retard June 22, 2020

69

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: 69
E: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by buddy retard June 9, 2020