buddy retard's definitions

6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.

i 6 year old

by buddy retard July 15, 2020

future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.

1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.

by buddy retard February 3, 2023

corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.

Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)

by buddy retard September 15, 2020

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

uikobilokgoblagesgh

A word that means nothing except the total destruction of all sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?

by buddy retard December 24, 2021