btedstrom's definitions

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Cruddle

The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.

OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".

by btedstrom March 2, 2009

chickey

A top-down, mass distributed ass hickey, from a company's C-suite, to publicly praise or acknowledge one or more people. While not as fluffy as a typical mass hickey from the trenches up to the C-suite, it remains an effective, but potentially uncomfortable motivational tool. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a chickey often includes a blatant reference to the chicky to warn those who might attempt to ridicule the sender. As with a mass hickey, a chickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Oh my gosh Mango, did you see Antonio's chickey? It was quite well crafted and articulate, but did you get the drift that we shouldn't comment? OUCH! If I were you, I'd step up my game as you clearly have competition.

by btedstrom January 1, 2008

Me-Me

To be extremely selfish, self-centered and inflexible.

Can you believe her? All she talks about is herself and her possessions. She won't do anything unless it's her way and if everything's about her. It's no wonder she's not capable of a relationship. She's such a Me-Me!

by BTedstrom September 29, 2006

GAP

Gay Asian Porn

The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update

by btedstrom August 9, 2009

prissy priss

Overly sweet, fruity, or foamy drink.

It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

badmashing

Combination of badmouthing and bashing, often used by a person that studders or has mush-mouth.

The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!

by btedstrom October 2, 2009