btedstrom's definitions
It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.
by BTedstrom November 9, 2006
Get the prissy prissmug. I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.
by btedstrom June 14, 2007
Get the Self Sweltiemug. An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.
Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.
by btedstrom August 7, 2007
Get the Lickeymug. When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.
by BTedstrom September 15, 2008
Get the Ass Hickeymug. An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.
“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.
by btedstrom June 14, 2007
Get the Sweltiemug. The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update
by btedstrom August 9, 2009
Get the GAPmug. When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.
by BTedstrom August 30, 2006
Get the Ass Hickeymug.