Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.
Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!
by BTedstrom November 09, 2006
Get the mini mursemug. When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.
by BTedstrom September 15, 2008
Get the Ass Hickeymug. It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.
by BTedstrom November 09, 2006
Get the prissy prissmug. The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update
by btedstrom August 09, 2009
Get the GAPmug. When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.
by BTedstrom August 30, 2006
Get the Ass Hickeymug. An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.
“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.
by btedstrom June 14, 2007
Get the Sweltiemug. The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.
OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".
by btedstrom March 02, 2009
Get the Cruddlemug.