btedstrom's definitions

mass hickey

A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.

by BTedstrom May 20, 2007

WIR

"Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.

Manuel - "Man, that chica looks hot"
Raul - "WIR, you dork, she aint hot...she's a dog!"

by btedstrom December 23, 2006

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

prissy priss

Overly sweet, fruity, or foamy drink.

It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

GAP

Gay Asian Porn

The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update

by btedstrom August 9, 2009

Me-Me

To be extremely selfish, self-centered and inflexible.

Can you believe her? All she talks about is herself and her possessions. She won't do anything unless it's her way and if everything's about her. It's no wonder she's not capable of a relationship. She's such a Me-Me!

by BTedstrom September 29, 2006

naggot

A whiney gay nag.

Manuel: "Rico! Stop being such a naggot about your commissions."

by BTedstrom December 7, 2006