btedstrom's definitions

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey.

by BTedstrom September 15, 2008

WIR

"Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.

Manuel - "Man, that chica looks hot"
Raul - "WIR, you dork, she aint hot...she's a dog!"

by btedstrom December 23, 2006

mass hickey

A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.

by BTedstrom May 20, 2007

GAP

Gay Asian Porn

The Rice Queen had so much GAP on his computer that it blinded Microsoft technician when he remoted in to help load an update

by btedstrom August 9, 2009

chickey

A top-down, mass distributed ass hickey, from a company's C-suite, to publicly praise or acknowledge one or more people. While not as fluffy as a typical mass hickey from the trenches up to the C-suite, it remains an effective, but potentially uncomfortable motivational tool. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a chickey often includes a blatant reference to the chicky to warn those who might attempt to ridicule the sender. As with a mass hickey, a chickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Oh my gosh Mango, did you see Antonio's chickey? It was quite well crafted and articulate, but did you get the drift that we shouldn't comment? OUCH! If I were you, I'd step up my game as you clearly have competition.

by btedstrom January 1, 2008

Cruddle

The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.

OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".

by btedstrom March 2, 2009

prissy priss

Overly sweet, fruity, or foamy drink.

It's always fun going to Starbucks with Manuel when he orders his Venti Carmel Machiatto. It's such a prissy priss drink.

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006