1 definition by btc_to_100_000

Satoshi sucker

A woman who only likes a man because of how much bitcoin he owns.

Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.

by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020