A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.
Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"
by Bryan Gilbreath August 29, 2007
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.
B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
by Bryan Gilbreath September 24, 2009
A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 03, 2012
Employee: Good morning sir!
Boss: Save your sappy greetings for your retard kin and get your sorry ass back to work!
Employee: Sorry sir, no need to get 'bostile'.
Boss: Save your sappy greetings for your retard kin and get your sorry ass back to work!
Employee: Sorry sir, no need to get 'bostile'.
by Bryan Gilbreath May 04, 2011
Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2007
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 12, 2011