2 definitions by bretsky247
To have a rapid or sudden overpowering urge to shit when you least expect it.
A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.
An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.
When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.
A sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eyelids.
An immediate and overpowering need to take a shit.
When your eyes fly open, and your asshole slams shut.
Biff " What's wrong Marty?"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."
"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."
Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"
Marty " I just got shitstruck!"
Biff "That sucks bro, we are miles away from a toilet."
"I would have been here ten minutes ago, but I got shitstruck right before I left the house."
Mom "Why are the sleeves missing from that new t-shirt I bought you last week?"
Son "When I was out fishing, I got shitstruck."
Mom "Well put some toilet paper in your tacklebox!"
by bretsky247 April 28, 2013
The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.
Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"
by bretsky247 April 28, 2013