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3 definitions by brentus maximus

 
1.
-adjective

When someone is intoxicated beyond any other discernible level of drunkenness.
I was buzzed by 8, tipsy by 8:30, then I skipped drunk, wasted, smashed, and throwed and went right to hammered. I was completely leached by midnight. I don't even remember drilling the hostess or driving to Lafayette. One more shot and I would've been dead.
by brentus maximus July 25, 2010
 
2.
verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
by brentus maximus October 08, 2010
 
3.
-adjective

1. When someone is undoubtedly homosexual.

2. The way gay men express affirmative approval.
Oh... my.. GAGA! Those those shoes are absofruitly cute!
by brentus maximus July 25, 2010