follicularly challenged

The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.
by zsazsa109 October 07, 2010
mugGet the follicularly challengedmug.

follicularly challenged

verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
by brentus maximus October 11, 2010
mugGet the follicularly challengedmug.