26 definitions by brahm2

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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Someone who one that contributes to a massive online dictionary will never have sex with. =-P
Dictionary Poster: y helo that buttsecks??!? lolol
Porn Star: pfft hell no
Dictionary Poster: pwn3d
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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Hey, Peter. Whaaat's happening.

Did you get the memo?
We are putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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What you say when you see an attractive woman with a detailed tattoo on her lower back.
by brahm2 September 29, 2003
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Something frequently "stoeled" by "h4x0rs". refers to hacking into someones computer and stealing their bandwidth/processing power to preform another duty.
Yuor m3g4hurtZ haev been stoeled!!
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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