13 definitions by boozec

When a young man or woman wastes a large amount of their time and youth doing nothing at all.
That nigga Jepthe is flagging like a motherfucker.

Them Nigtendo booz ass niggas are seriously flagging with all that porn they watch.

How are you gonna flag your life away with three hour jack off sessions? It just ain't right.

You know jacking off while a another guy is a two feet from you asleep then wakes up to you jacking off is seriously flagging bro.
by boozec November 07, 2009
A young man who spends all of his time playing video games. These men will usually spend an enormous amount of time inside their bedrooms. They will often be thought to have been kidnapped or 'disappeared' by their friends and extended relatives. Because they spend a lot of time in their rooms they sometimes look like cave men with long beards since they avoid stepping out the house to get a haircut or shave their beards. They're also known to wear glasses and have large eyebrows like Helga from Hey Arnold!

They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.

They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
Damn, that Nigtendo been on the floor all day playing Devil May Cry! The nigga keeps trying to find a bug where devil may cry unzips his pants and pisses whenever there's fire.

The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
by boozec September 11, 2010
NigTendo is also known as an amalgamation of "Nigga' and "nintendo" the company known for making many classic games that breeds videogame nerd fanatics.

How do they pay for these games? Unfortunately for these 'tendos when they were young they could rely on their parents to buy them a new game every month but now that they're 22 they have to buy new games by trading in the last game they bought last month and usually regret it since they didn't get a chance to beat it 5 times in a row in the first two weeks of having it.

A NigTendo is a close cousin of Jap-a-Nigga(japananigga) and can often if not usually be both. NigTendos have been known to complain about women being ugly compared to the beautiful ladies in the Final Fantasy Series. They have unusual high standards for men who are unemployed.
If I hear another muthafuckin' nigtendo talk about why bitches don't look like Riku in FF10 I'm gonna bust a cap on em and I ain't talking about sugarnuts!
by boozec September 13, 2010
Flits is a shortened way of saying flabby titties around jiggerboo black women without alerting them to avoid causing you serious harm (goddamn flit carrying jiggerboos!).
BITCH! you's betta put them titties back in that shirt shyiiit... aint no one wanna see them disgusting flits of yours.
by boozec November 13, 2009
Haitian Pits are widely known in South Florida. It represents Haitian women who are widely known for not only NOT shaving their pussies but also not shaving their arm pits. It will be very hairy.. like a amazon forest with all the trees and leaves on it still. Going down on a Haitian women is basically going through a thick forest unprepared without a machete. You will get lost in there and poisonous snakes will wrap around your leg.

You may explain to a woman that in America they're supposed to shave their armpits but they act like you're speaking another language and keep the hair. It's so long they might as well braid it and have a real ponytail except one coming down their armpits like freaks.
A:Damn that bitch got the haitian pits!
B:What's that?
A: Hairy pussies only look good on Japanese girls and some white chicks. With black women it looks like a deadly forest to avoid.
by boozec September 12, 2010
Stanleys is a term to refer to a large group of Eminem fans Aka Stans. Eminem has denounced Stanleys in the past but Stanleys continue to label him the greatest rapper alive when Eminem has to keep reminding them that rap music was invented before 1999. Stanleys usually act gangster, but would get shreaded to pieces if they actually stepped into a real ghetto.
The Stanleys post on internet message board telling everyone how Eminem is better than your favorite black rapper by explaining in full detail and providing examples and comparisons.
by boozec October 13, 2009

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