Gunni - Real gangsta niggas do not find anything "funny" because laughing makes them un-gangsta. So in order for a gangster to laugh without destroying his street rep, they say something is gunni (gangsta AND funny)
by boozec October 10, 2009

They are also known to obsesses and worship pale skinny Japanese girls and surf the net for Japanese girls with watermelon breasts. They will holler out and cover their mouth and say "oh shit!" whenever they see a cute Japanese girl bending over while eating her noodles like Naruto.
Damn, that Jap a Nigga always going crazy over that slutsoft shit. What's wrong with him? He needs some jap pussy badly while she cuts his ears off and plays around with it.
Damn, that Jap a Nigga always going crazy over that slutsoft shit. What's wrong with him? He needs some jap pussy badly while she cuts his ears off and plays around with it.
by boozec September 09, 2010

J.a.N are usually dark skin men who have an irrational obsession with Japan. They are extreme versions of Otakus. An otaku will be obsessed but have good taste in Japanese cultural products. While a J.a.N will eat up anything a Japanese person shits out their ass and calls 'art'. It's one thing to listen to some underground Japanese metal bands such as 'Corrupted' but to listen to shitty J-pop is criminal.
They have an inability to separate the tasteful from the awful. To them anything Japanese is good. The sort of movies, music or animation they would avoid in america is automatically good if it's Japanese(anime). They would never watch a shitty Nickelodeon cartoon or Disney show about little preteen girls but will obsessively follow a ShMjo anime about 10 year old flat chested Japanese girls getting their first period and digging in the garbage dump to collect items the boy they have a stalker-crush on throws away. They will find this fascinating and say it's better than Death Note/Code Geass/Balls Rider and even Angelic Layer.
They have an inability to separate the tasteful from the awful. To them anything Japanese is good. The sort of movies, music or animation they would avoid in america is automatically good if it's Japanese(anime). They would never watch a shitty Nickelodeon cartoon or Disney show about little preteen girls but will obsessively follow a ShMjo anime about 10 year old flat chested Japanese girls getting their first period and digging in the garbage dump to collect items the boy they have a stalker-crush on throws away. They will find this fascinating and say it's better than Death Note/Code Geass/Balls Rider and even Angelic Layer.
A: 'Why are you being such a Jap-a-Nigga?'
B: 'Respect my Mind man, you got any hentai? I need some shit with some girl putting the worms in another girl's ass and then shitting it out. That's real hot.'
A: 'Dude you're a fucking disgusting Jap-a-Nigga!'
B: 'You a hater homie. Acting scaze son'.'
B: 'Respect my Mind man, you got any hentai? I need some shit with some girl putting the worms in another girl's ass and then shitting it out. That's real hot.'
A: 'Dude you're a fucking disgusting Jap-a-Nigga!'
B: 'You a hater homie. Acting scaze son'.'
by boozec September 08, 2010

Stanleys is a term to refer to a large group of Eminem fans Aka Stans. Eminem has denounced Stanleys in the past but Stanleys continue to label him the greatest rapper alive when Eminem has to keep reminding them that rap music was invented before 1999. Stanleys usually act gangster, but would get shreaded to pieces if they actually stepped into a real ghetto.
The Stanleys post on internet message board telling everyone how Eminem is better than your favorite black rapper by explaining in full detail and providing examples and comparisons.
by boozec October 14, 2009

A young man who spends all of his time playing video games. These men will usually spend an enormous amount of time inside their bedrooms. They will often be thought to have been kidnapped or 'disappeared' by their friends and extended relatives. Because they spend a lot of time in their rooms they sometimes look like cave men with long beards since they avoid stepping out the house to get a haircut or shave their beards. They're also known to wear glasses and have large eyebrows like Helga from Hey Arnold!
They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.
They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.
They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
Damn, that Nigtendo been on the floor all day playing Devil May Cry! The nigga keeps trying to find a bug where devil may cry unzips his pants and pisses whenever there's fire.
The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
by boozec September 12, 2010
