boon's definitions

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.

Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day

by Boon May 31, 2018

Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.

After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.

by Boon February 24, 2004

Butt fucked

A slang term which refers to someone who is overly drunk

"Did you have a good time at the club last night"
"Yeah, I was totally butt fucked"

by Boon December 30, 2004

Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>

did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.

by BOON April 8, 2005

brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

by Boon December 15, 2003

Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.

After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.

by Boon September 8, 2004