boon's definitions

brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

by Boon December 15, 2003

frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

by Boon January 6, 2004

Night Cruiser

Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts

"The night cruiser is out tonight"

by Boon December 30, 2004

odometer

The odometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of one's grogan. It measures the smell of a grogan, using a system based on the smelliest races of people.

Wow, i really left a Chinaman drowning in there.

by Boon March 28, 2004

Vortes

Vortes is another way of saying 'what is'. It is usually used when speaking in a german accent

'Vortes is your name' -German soldier

by Boon January 26, 2005

browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

by Boon March 1, 2004