boon's definitions

Night Cruiser

Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts

"The night cruiser is out tonight"

by Boon December 30, 2004

Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.

After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.

by Boon October 23, 2004

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Nagorg

The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.

The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.

After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.

by Boon February 24, 2004

broganite

A particularly deadly, foul variation of dynamite, where the active ingrediant is the brogan. If laid correctly, the brogan can be ground into browder and assembled into broganite.

This weapon is often used in chemical warefare due its akrid odours and putrid beauqet.

During the recent conflict in Iraq, broganite was the primary chemical weapon harboured by the Mongols.

by Boon March 1, 2004

browder

Occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. Often used to make broganite.

After drinking a bottle of single malt, Colonel Moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry.

by Boon March 1, 2004