bob johnson's definitions
by Bob Johnson November 5, 2003
Get the Deezledorfmug. An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.
A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.
Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004
Get the shlittymug. Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!
by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004
Get the baggiesmug. To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine
Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation
by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005
Get the anal masturbationmug.