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R. Kelly

The boy grabbed the other boy who yelled, "Help!! Sexual Harrasment!!, R. Kelly!!!"
by Bob Johnson December 16, 2003
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skittle

is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate
by bob johnson May 13, 2005
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PATRIOT ACT

Passed by 98 votes to 1 in congress, the only member against the movement being Russ Fenigold of Wisconsin. The legislation is a maze, legible by only the best lawyers. Basically, it blurs the lines on treatment of detainees. It has led to many incidents of Bush strangling America's liberties: over 950 counts of false charges have been recorded under it, many relating to anti-Bush posters etc. It may not look bad but it will lead to the TIA (Terrorist Information Act), which will allow the government to monitor anything from our financial records to what we ate last night. It's like 1984. By the way, counted the number of American terrorist deaths in the past few years, excluding 9/11: ZERO.
Interviewer: Is "1984" what will happen in that year?

George Orwell: No, it's a warning. Don't let it happen.

Alas, it is the beginning of the end unless we vote the security hawks out.
by Bob Johnson July 21, 2004
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distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.
"The gostak distims the doshes."
by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003
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