bob johnson's definitions

shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.

After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

R. Kelly

sexual harrasment

The boy grabbed the other boy who yelled, "Help!! Sexual Harrasment!!, R. Kelly!!!"

by Bob Johnson December 16, 2003

ugs

"United Gay Sluts"

ugs rapes themselves up the ass and or cornhole.

by bob johnson May 2, 2003

dmyze

A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.

dMyzE is so secsy, I want to be him.

by Bob Johnson June 7, 2003