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hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

PATRIOT ACT

Passed by 98 votes to 1 in congress, the only member against the movement being Russ Fenigold of Wisconsin. The legislation is a maze, legible by only the best lawyers. Basically, it blurs the lines on treatment of detainees. It has led to many incidents of Bush strangling America's liberties: over 950 counts of false charges have been recorded under it, many relating to anti-Bush posters etc. It may not look bad but it will lead to the TIA (Terrorist Information Act), which will allow the government to monitor anything from our financial records to what we ate last night. It's like 1984. By the way, counted the number of American terrorist deaths in the past few years, excluding 9/11: ZERO.

Interviewer: Is "1984" what will happen in that year?

George Orwell: No, it's a warning. Don't let it happen.

Alas, it is the beginning of the end unless we vote the security hawks out.

by Bob Johnson July 21, 2004

ugs

"United Gay Sluts"

ugs rapes themselves up the ass and or cornhole.

by bob johnson May 2, 2003

floobies

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004