11 definitions by bob h boberson

Top Definition
1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...
Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".
#rice #bowl #job #project #task
by bob h boberson August 24, 2008
A disproportionate ratio of males to females.
There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.
#nozzle #fest #dick #penis #sausage
by bob h boberson May 10, 2008
Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
#syphilis #std #sex #disease #turbo
by bob h boberson July 21, 2008
An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
#douche #raft #bmw #bimmer #beemer #douchebag
by bob h boberson July 10, 2008
A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
#wife #goggles #husband #marriage #delusion
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
#car #years #year #dog #auto #vehicle
by bob h boberson January 05, 2009
A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.
There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.
#nozzle #male #man #boy #douche #hose #dick #jerk #jackass #jackhole
by bob h boberson April 16, 2008
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