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Douchecraftcarrier 

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"
Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

douchecraft 

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.
Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.
douchecraft by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004

doucheraptor 

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.
Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.
doucheraptor by Riorozen December 30, 2013

Douchecraft carrier 

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier
Douchecraft carrier by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

doucheraft 

A person that Isn't worthy of the hefty title of 'douche canoe'
Tom: You're a douche canoe!
Jack: No. You're not worthy enough to use that, you doucheraft!
doucheraft by George97 November 13, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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