bob dole's definitions
The "Official" major league gaming circuit.
While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.
MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.
While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.
The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.
Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.
MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.
While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.
The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.
Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."
"OMGSMGNOOB!"
"OMGSMGNOOB!"
by Bob Dole June 22, 2006
Get the MLGmug. a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.
by bob dole January 20, 2004
Get the jag bagmug. 
1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.
2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.
3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.
4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.
2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.
3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.
4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.
1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."
2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."
3) "All i feel is zug zug."
4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."
2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."
3) "All i feel is zug zug."
4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."
by Bob Dole September 10, 2008
Get the Zug Zugmug. 
Get the spammug. by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
Get the dildofacemug.