bob dole's definitions

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

ctn

ctn = cannot talk now
This is an abbreviation used by people having blowjob while messaging on internet

Bob: Hey whats the English HW?
Chad: CTN, i'm getting a blowjob
Bob: Turn on your camera then and lemme see

by Bob Dole January 3, 2005

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

crauderueff

1) a badass quaker

2) one who is especially prone to non-violent violence

yo, they wuz about to roll on us, and then i be like, shit, you better back the fuck up, we roll with crauderueffs.

ghandi wuz a crazy-ass crauderueff, with his crazy ass flexibility and whatnot.

by bob dole March 29, 2005

mesc

Short for mescaline.

Three buttons of mesc.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.

da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.

by Bob dole October 6, 2005