bob dole's definitions

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

cum-guzzler

One who cosumes large amounts of cum in there mouth

Jenni is a cum guzzler

by bob dole March 9, 2005

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

Birdman

(n.) a man that has the physical apperance of a bird. ussually pertaining to the nose.

In class today i sat next to a birdman.

by Bob Dole May 13, 2005

weed

uhhhh...the best thing ever
oveously

i think weed is the best think ever

by bob dole March 17, 2005

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

Zug Zug

1) (Noun) The state of being hungover, after drinking far too much, and doing things that shoudln't have been done.

2) (verb) To do something that will relate in a horrible hangover, usually also associated with thins that you will reret later.

3) (Noun) Any feeling that results from a mixture of being hungover and regretting something that was done while drunk.

4) (Interjection) Something to be said whenever one is feeling hungover/sorry for doing something while drunk, similar to the ''i'm never drinking again" seen in eurotrip.

1) "After that party last night, i was very zug zug."

2) "Want to go get drunk?"
"Sure, but i'm worried about the zug zug.."

3) "All i feel is zug zug."

4) "Yo, wake the fuck up, and get out of my house."
"Zug zug...."

by Bob Dole September 10, 2008