bob dole's definitions

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

Birdman

(n.) a man that has the physical apperance of a bird. ussually pertaining to the nose.

In class today i sat next to a birdman.

by Bob Dole May 13, 2005

weed

uhhhh...the best thing ever
oveously

i think weed is the best think ever

by bob dole March 17, 2005

gfdbitd

A word that idiots like to say when confronted with a situation that makes them uncomfortable.

Oh man I refuse to take off my pants, gfdbitd!!

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

mesc

Short for mescaline.

Three buttons of mesc.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003