bob dole's definitions

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

king kong

an EXTREMELY HUGE penis

wow now thats a king kong for ya

by Bob Dole April 1, 2004

ben's mom

A salad-tossing cum dumpster

Damn, when I did Ben's Mom, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Bob Dole March 18, 2004

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

mesc

Short for mescaline.

Three buttons of mesc.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

spam

wounderful pork beef hotdog and cat meat by product

dude its spam

by bob dole February 10, 2003