bob dole's definitions

jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.

The white man could not be contained by any jag bag

by bob dole January 20, 2004

king kong

an EXTREMELY HUGE penis

wow now thats a king kong for ya

by Bob Dole April 1, 2004

necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.

n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::

by Bob Dole January 17, 2004

weed

uhhhh...the best thing ever
oveously

i think weed is the best think ever

by bob dole March 17, 2005

Birdman

(n.) a man that has the physical apperance of a bird. ussually pertaining to the nose.

In class today i sat next to a birdman.

by Bob Dole May 13, 2005

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

sexcellent

Beyond wicked. Wangtastic.

What up, Craig?

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003