4 definitions by blx

A person usually a brother who takes it upon himself to brush crumbs off his younger brother's lap after his lil bro has finished eating and dropping crumbs from a cake or biscuit onto his lap. Mis-understood as an attempt to stroke his bro's Johnson/meat trucheon/pork sword he is labelled a homo from this point on despite his innocence and will be constantly reminded by the nicknames 'the crumbler' , 'Johnny Crumbs' , 'crumbleton' and 'crumblestiltskin'.
Big Bro (To little bro) : You messy little Jazza you have crumbs on ur lap (proceeds to brush them off)

Lil Bro: Errrr you homo stop trying to stroke my snake - shouts: 'mum he's trying to rape me...get away from me you crumbler'
by blx February 18, 2010
To defecate in your mothers mouth while she sleeps...
1 - Man i just totally pulled a Fineran...

2 - I Fineraned your mum last night when i stayed over, what a slag!
by blx September 28, 2006
A dwarf like creature who feasts on hard boiled eggs often seen riding a bicycle mumbling random incoherant phrases and laughing to herself
Steve Teeth - What's that coming towards us?

Leamington Flaps - oh that's Andrusieczko, keep her away from the shiny things.
by blx August 15, 2007
The foul smelling woft of bad breath that you expell first thing in the morning when yawning usually after a night out drinking and smoking having collapsed on your bed forgetting to brush your teef.
I woke up after a heavy nights boozing next to a girl i did not recognise with a traffic cone in the corner of my room and a bike lock round my neck. She yawned and jeeeezus did i get the full force of her yawn pong. I then threw up on her.
by blx February 18, 2010

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