45 definitions by bluebear

lefty loosy righty tighty

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads

i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up

by bluebear December 18, 2021

poopying

poopying the process of eliminating solid waste from the body

i got a hold of some rancid food this morning and spent all day poopying my pants

by bluebear June 2, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

by bluebear October 2, 2022

take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

by bluebear May 28, 2020

rechipping

rechipping to replace or upgrade integrated circuit chips

my radio reciever died i had to take it to the shop for rechipping with a little money for repair and a working radio reciever once again

by bluebear July 9, 2022