blame the pixel

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.
Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
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Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.
Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.
by Bloopy February 04, 2006
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fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.
We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.
Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.
by Bloopy April 18, 2017
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