bloopy's definitions
When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
Get the fitsplainmug. We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.
Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the lashmug. A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.
by Bloopy October 22, 2009
Get the Minnesota chromemug. 1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.
2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.
3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.
3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.
Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
Get the pedidextrousmug. The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
Get the 17mug. A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the scanmug. An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
Get the rhetorical answermug.