Definitions by bloopy

blame the pixel 

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.

Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!

blame the pixel by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Cold War 

The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.

Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.

Cold War by Bloopy April 9, 2005

spark up a monkey 

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

spark up a monkey by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Mumvee 

A vehicle similar to the Humvee. A Mumvee is the next logical step above the SUV, and is always driven by Moms. The most offroad driving a Mumvee ever does is when picking up children from school. See also: MILF Mobile

The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.

Mumvee by Bloopy April 9, 2005

mulah 

Money, cash, dosh, etc...

I found a wallet stacked with mulah the other day.

mulah by Bloopy April 9, 2005

lashed out 

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.

Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!

lashed out by Bloopy April 9, 2005

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

lash by Bloopy April 9, 2005