10 definitions by blank flank

The fan of the 2009 fantasy sci-fi adventure webcomic, Homestuck, and ONLY the webcomic Homestuck. The typical suburban variety of fans range from sane, sort of concerning, to mentally insane beyond belief. Another term, though more common, is the "Homestuck" noun for a fan of said webcomic.
"Do you think Jason's a sburban? I obviously think so because of how much he's been reading that piece of shit recently."
by blank flank July 1, 2023
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Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.
Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.
by blank flank March 17, 2023
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A picture of a clueless teenage dork in his bedroom. also the start of an infamous, yet famous 2009 webcomic (Try to guess the fucking thing, you might know).
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

Preferred Name: Brian Peppers

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by blank flank February 20, 2023
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A specified date in which a heat death destroys mankind and the universe itself, as said by a computer powered Spongebob. As proved, most people say that artificial intelligence has gone too far and has advanced to a point where it's more knowledgeable than the average human. This is an example of that.
August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
by blank flank June 6, 2023
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What white teenagers speak like nowadays
Daniel Sanchez: Bro I tell you dat nigga lowkey mad gay as fuck no cap fr fr on god, holla holla get dolla
Dick Hicks: This is why we can't have wiggerspeak in our town.
by blank flank March 22, 2023
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That laughable kid across the street doing weird things that you'd might not question. Also the kind of child who has a strange sense of humor.
That Jizzy kid's got some very crazy behavior. What the fuck is up with him? How much crack did he whack?
by blank flank March 3, 2023
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A wigger's favorite word. No, you're not being ironic, that's you. You start off every sentence with the word, you say it as a vocal tic, you can't even think of saying anything else different without thinking you're "5% black," you're just trying to represent for the sake of nature, poorly.
Bro why tf do you care bout a nigga? Bro this bitch ain't it bro. Nigga i ain't got bitches but you know. Bro stfu nigga you look like a pink ass crackerass punkass honkyass midget ass hoe nigga on god fr mood nigga. Holla holla get dolla.
by blank flank May 2, 2023
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