2 definitions by bird dog

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by bird dog December 10, 2006

hypsometry

they science of assessing the elevation and depth of a sweet-looking honey's hips.

as in, "I am going to do a little hypsometry on that fly honey over there".

by bird dog October 9, 2013