bird's definitions

poofter bitch

Someone who really shits you.

You are one hell of a poofter bitch

by Bird March 17, 2005

Fassys

The whining little virgin boys who post on music forums.

Get a job and stop posting pon dnb you little fassys.

by bird December 7, 2004

ASGM

Short-form for Ai Sio Gan Mai. In English, this translates to "Wanna Fuck?". Usually used when approaching promiscuous girls.

Hi. My Name is (xxx). ASGM?

by bird October 19, 2004

djwuusthes

it means everything

Gimme that djwuusthes

by Bird April 6, 2003

messhage

A term a speshial person uses instead of "message"

There's a messhage that I'm sending, hope you receive.

by Bird March 14, 2005

knick knack

a cigarette

Hey, I'm gunna have a knick knack before the movie, want one?

by bird January 2, 2004

millipube

A term defining a very small measurement, roughly 1/1000th of the length of an average pubic hair. Usually used to describe measurement in great emotion.

4th and inches?! More like 4th and a millipube, bitch!

by Bird December 28, 2003