bird's definitions

morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

speshial

Something/someone that is very special in it's own way

Bec is a very speshial person

by Bird March 14, 2005

messhage

A term a speshial person uses instead of "message"

There's a messhage that I'm sending, hope you receive.

by Bird March 14, 2005

poofter bitch

Someone who really shits you.

You are one hell of a poofter bitch

by Bird March 17, 2005

down to earth

1. sensible; practical
2. geniune

She's a really down to earth person

by bird July 15, 2004

:|

Expression of irritation

Stop poking my dog :|

by Bird May 6, 2004

millipube

A term defining a very small measurement, roughly 1/1000th of the length of an average pubic hair. Usually used to describe measurement in great emotion.

4th and inches?! More like 4th and a millipube, bitch!

by Bird December 28, 2003