bird's definitions

ASGM

Short-form for Ai Sio Gan Mai. In English, this translates to "Wanna Fuck?". Usually used when approaching promiscuous girls.

Hi. My Name is (xxx). ASGM?

by bird October 19, 2004

morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004