10 definitions by birch face

zoe

OK HERE SHE IS MAKING VINE REFERENCES AND KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT SWIMMING. she has A COOL LAUGH AND EATS A LOTTAAAAAA CANDY. so much candy. i want her food. rip. she also is a war god, playin card games all day dude. don't get her mAD CAUSE SHE WILL STRIKE LIKE THE WAR GIRL SHE IS. OO LALA

person: zoe is iconic

person: true dat she be up in class answering shit we don't know and doing all that

by birch face July 1, 2019

Gunnar

a lil bitch who looks like a monkey but is also lowkey cool and funny at the same time

who tf is that bitch

that's gunnar
ew

by birch face September 13, 2018

Anvi

She’s a sexy little gal who loves chihuahuas, it’s really concerning. She also loves dancing except for when she injures herself and then has to walk all over the school with her ugly crutches. She’s a bimbo, but she has a really hot friend. She can be cheeky and be mean to short red heads who try to say hi. She hates redheads. Especially when they say aloha. She loves little British blonde boys that look like they go to a private school. Her style is cool, but she’s a hag!

Who’s that?

That’s Anvi

She looks like a hag!

I know.

by birch face August 26, 2022

ABBY

is quiet at first BUT WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER SHE IS THE FUNNIEST AND WEIRDEST PERSON EVER. bestest friend ever, me and her love to talk about jesus getting fucked by a dragoncock. be her friend or u will regret it. video game lover of games like imvu, episode, and msp. she is also HOT AS HECK GET IT GIRL. so yes.

guy: abby is so hot and funny!
other guy: yeah but she's also SO WEIRD AHHHHHHHH
ABBY: and i'm evil

by birch face July 1, 2019

matakai

a cool friend who is the deviL??? ahhhh HES IN THE HOUSE THE DEVIL IS IN MY HOSUE

HELP IM BEING MURDERED
MATAKAI: MIAHAHAHAH

by birch face July 1, 2019

matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat

who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU

by birch face July 1, 2019

rory (girl version)

rory is def a cool girl. big dick energy, amazing laugh and fun to laugh with. she is told by many that she has a HUGE DICK so watch out. she also has cute cat and cringy insta posts

some loser: rory (girl version) IS SO HOT I HOPE SHE SAYS TAKI TAKI
rory (girl version): taki taki
loser: YES I LOVE U MEOIWQIOJEDIOJEFWQ

by birch face July 1, 2019