bill clinton's definitions

Bill Clinton

a man who lied about cheating on his wife

i did not have sexual relations with monica louinski

by Bill Clinton July 30, 2003

role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!

by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005

Sh3p

Bob Sheppard, london ontario, the coolest mother fucker I have ever met.

His girlfriend Alicia is smoking hot, and quick as a whip.

He shits real big and kicks even bigger ass. His breath smells like filet mignon and his kitty cat is really really fat.

Sh3p is the dopest cat on da blizzy yo.

by Bill Clinton April 25, 2004

Bill Clinton

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."

The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.

by Bill Clinton December 7, 2004

boomawang

A crooked penis, shaped like a banana.
Name derived from boomerang and wang

Monica: Bill is that a boomawang?!?!

by Bill Clinton May 4, 2004

ass fincter

the long hole
expands, which you open blind wide and gets smaller

ass fincter says "what"

by bill clinton August 18, 2003

double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 7, 2003