bill's definitions

UK

The greatest Allies of the United States. Countries (yes the UK is more than one country) that produced the world greatest authors. A military that has yet to be defeated on its homeland. Rich in History. Great people. And I'm sorry to say, better slang than us Americans.

The UK will always stand by our side in times of need as we should do for them.

by Bill February 18, 2007

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

fraggie

A Man without compare, a man without rival, a man without fear, a man without a dick up his arse, a man who wins at everything he does.

Theres a car up me fraggie

by Bill April 30, 2003

Fluid Imagery

a wicked cool PIMP. and very helpfull

Fluid Imagery drives a BMW 328 IS and he is da ultimate PIMP.

by Bill December 9, 2003

moozook

1. a retarded way to refer to music

back to moozook now then

by Bill April 29, 2004

sketchfest

(v.)getting high with close friends(namely on a roadie)
(n.)1. the act of going out and smoking together
(n.)2. the collective group of regular smoking friends

Are we gonna have sketchfest tonight?

At sketchfest yesterday i got so ripped i almost freaked out and hurt somone.

Dude, we are sketchfest.

by Bill March 19, 2004

optomist

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

by bill November 7, 2003