bill's definitions

Flying Nancy

When you grab someone and hump their head:ex face can be done naked or not practical joke.

Billy gave susan a Flying Nancy right to the face at lunch time.

by bill January 19, 2004

trendys

Trendys - originating from the word "trend". "Trendys" think that:
1)They are super cool
2)Everyone loves them
3)They are gorgeous
They usually wear a think layer of make-up and fake breasts.
The lesser trendys are also associated with townies
Often use "ned" like words, see also neds

trendy "check my titties.... arent they pure bonnie like?"

ned "aye, theyr'e pure dead bonnie like, check that shilberto that just walked past..."

trendy "merh merh merh... BONNIE ONES!!"

by Bill May 13, 2005

click click

an african porno magazine.

hey did you see Ms. December in click click, she has a big ol plate in her lip.

by bill February 18, 2004

tics

1. one whom dwells in or hails from St. Louis, Missouri
2. abbreviation for "st. lunatics"

I'm 'bout to roll to the Nelly concert wif my tics

by bill February 19, 2003

turn the dukes

shit on someones chest

he turned the dukes on his girlfriend, then she continued to rub the poo all over her chest.

by Bill October 2, 2003

gold shower

A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss

She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower

by Bill May 10, 2004

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005