bill's definitions

elmo

A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

by bill April 22, 2004

OC's

oxycontin pills. highly sought out and highly dangerous pain killing pharmacuetical containing oxycodone. on the street, prices can range from $5 for an OC 10 to over $50 for an OC 160.

A bit nervous before his presentation, Jeffrey bumped an OC 20 and went into the class room floating on top of the world.

by bill December 8, 2003

scrod

"Scrod" is an all-encompassing word much like fuck. But whereas fuck is mostly used as your "dirty verb" expressing action, scrod works as your "dirty noun" targeted by the action. It's quite universal and is most effective when used in a Boston-like accent.

Shut yer fuckin' scrod!
Yer nothin' but a scrod licka!
I will kick you square in the scrod.
Yer dad is one scrodass bastid.
You derrty scrod.
Fer real brah, she said "Put it in my scrod."
That kid is such a scrodder.
If the scrod don't fit, you must acquit.
That bitch was scrod-ilicious.

And the list goes on...

by Bill December 18, 2003

favor

A form of sexual intercourse including the use of various industrial solvents. Known for dangerous and often life threatening positions and locations, including the "floppy drum" and often performed in the of circular saws

"She gave me a favor last year, I just got out of the hospital"

by bill December 15, 2002

deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.

With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

by Bill May 2, 2004

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006