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ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.
Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.
by bill December 25, 2004
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Weed Man

whos your weed man i need some pot
by bill May 13, 2005
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chaste

Clean; one who has not had sex.
Dennis Smith is chaste as a male can be, as he is a 46-year old virgin with a 2.5 inch dick.
by Bill May 12, 2003
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pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.
Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass
by bill January 19, 2004
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totty

1. Noun. A sexually attractive man or woman. based solely on physical appearance. From a slang term for a prostitute.

2. To be unsteady on one's feet.
1. 'Bill though Jim was a good bit of totty'.

2. 'After five pints Bill was very totty'.
by Bill April 16, 2004
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geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.
1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.
by bill November 19, 2002
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akah

akah, lets go get some cool party hats at chuck e cheese!
by bill November 10, 2003
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