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Sawyer's Handful

A quantity suggestive of fewer than five, or a short handful.

Derived from the concept of a lumber-mill worker’s (sawyer’s) hand often missing a finger and so less able to hold as much as a whole hand.
Being moody and obnoxious, Scott had only a sawyer's handful of friends.
by Bilham May 14, 2010
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soonest

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."
by Bilham April 6, 2014
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Jingo Jango

A sign-language gesture with the hand , meaning "I'm goin to pee & get a drink."

The gesture is a double dip j sign, pinkie finger, twice.
Across the loud, sweaty, undulating, pheromone flooded dancefloor, I spotted Scotty, and I gave him the Jingo Jango, and he nodded okay. So I hit the head.
by Bilham January 15, 2011
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Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day
Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.
by Bilham December 9, 2010
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Fupid Stuck

Stupid Fuck. A phrase to use online to bypass censorship software.
"There's no evidence of human contribution to global warming, IMHO".
"Hey Fupid Stuck, grow a brain".
by Bilham January 26, 2013
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Russian Charge

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.
These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.
by Bilham March 13, 2022
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Conspirabators

People who seem to be aroused by promoting conspiracy theories about controversial public events. They are often found on obscure internet forums, or in bars or parties, where they spew implausible scenaria explaining historical events. The data that they provide is usually cherry-picked or flawed, and they are adamant about the veracity of their cause. Examples include, 9/11, the JFK assassination, Obama birthers, vaccination autism warners, etc.
I saw a guy on a date, and all I heard from him was about how the World Trade Center was brought down by explosives. I couldn't tell if the girl was impressed. I almost went over to him to bitch-slap him. I wish I did. He was just one of those conspirabators.
by Bilham January 19, 2014
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