5 definitions by bhalrog

NATO

No Action Transport Only. Refers to a guy attached to a group of females, usually no more than four.

The male is in love with one or more of the women, but, alas, ihs love is not reciprocated. The guy is used solely because he has a car, and the girls do not, so they lead him on and use him for transportation purposes only.

A: Look at Bob, hanging out with all those chicks.
B: Nah, man, nothing's going on, he's just NATO.

by bhalrog November 5, 2009

drunkabout

An extended period of drinking and self-discovery. Similar to the Australian walkabout, but involving vast quantities of alcohol.

I'm starting to wonder what it's all about, ya know.

Time for a drunkabout, mate.

by bhalrog August 7, 2009

SKOI polloi

Pronounced 'skee pollee'. See also hoi polloi

The level of fucktardation of the general population; or, a random, representative sample

See those people there?

Yeah, what about 'em?

They're the skoi polloi

by bhalrog April 9, 2010

SKOI

Special Kind Of Idiot. Pronounced 'skee'.

One who is at least one order of magnitude more fucktarded than the general population.

Also, a useful contraction of sk8er boi.

So, what's with Jim? He couldn't land the drunken whore at the bar?

Yes, he's a SKOI.

by bhalrog April 9, 2010

snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.

"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."

by bhalrog December 5, 2012