Definitions by benjamino

henpecked 

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.

Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!

henpecked by Benjamino December 22, 2003

breath of anus 

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

breath of anus by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat sniffer 

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

seat sniffer by Benjamino December 22, 2003

twat twiddler 

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

twat twiddler by Benjamino December 22, 2003

comemierda 

See "come mierda".
Should be two words.

See definition.

comemierda by Benjamino December 22, 2003

come mierda 

Shit-eater, asshole, dumb-ass, joker.
Derogation used primarily in Cuba.

(1) Fidel Castro is the international poster-boy for "come-mierda".
(2) Slick Willy is also a "come mierda".

come mierda by Benjamino December 22, 2003

knish 

Potato pastry.

Give me a dozen knishes - a baker's dozen, dammit!

knish by Benjamino December 22, 2003