Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.
"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"
When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon