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(ˈsɔl ti)

adj.

1. tasting of or containing salt; saline.
2. hardened or disgruntled from experience; having a disregard for certain rules: salty language, (profanity.)
3. sharp or witty.
4. off-color; provocative; suggestive : salty humor.
5. of the sea or sailors.
Graduation is only a few days away, and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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n.

1. The mystery fluid that drains across parking lots and alleyways from dumpsters and other refuse containers as a result of the breakdown and putrefaction of garbage. Garbage juice, nastea.
“Hey, watch your step. That’s dumpster milk.”
Aww jeezus, thanks.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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(năs tē′)
n.

1. Any spoiled beverage or unappealing liquid resembling tea.
“Hey, I found this random bottle in the trunk of our rental car. Looks like bongwater or someone’s old trucker bomb.”
“Dude, that’s nastea.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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n.

1. The dumpster milk and effluvium of garbage containers being used for food waste esp. school cafeteria dumpsters which become aggressively nauseating during hot weather.
Mmm, hot garbage salad with tranch dressing.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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(drôn′ tl)
adj.

1. Drunk, ornery and mental

2. Disgruntled, ornery and volitile; salty.
“You’re kinda drontal lately Deena, what’s up with you?”

“Just get him in the back of the car, he’s gone full-on drontal.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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(trănch)
n.

1. The all-purpose seasoning of salty language. It can be used to replace any number of off-color terms that sound similar (wench, tramp, trench, ranch, trash, etc.) or where ever a new expression is needed. Slang-salad.
“You naughty little tranch!”

“Look at that tranch slaunching around.”

Jeezus, I thought that skeevy tranch salesman would never leave.”

“Aww, it smells like tranch in here.”
by beardamabobs October 20, 2018
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