25 definitions by bear

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bear July 7, 2015

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Whoa Hopped

To be fucked or to announce you need to be fucked in front of a bunch of people who not so secretly HATE YOU!

N-I need to be Whoa Hopped!
Everyone else-{SHUT UP YOU DUMB SLUT}

by bear January 10, 2005

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A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by bear February 4, 2005

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