She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
by Barec2 April 27, 2014
Get the Werkendmug. Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
by barec2 March 15, 2009
Get the Dumpster Jusmug. A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.
A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.
Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.
Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
by barec2 January 13, 2008
Get the Boifriend/bifriendmug. Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
by barec2 September 27, 2009
Get the Regadgitatemug. A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Hater-Sensesmug. The act of touring through various neighborhoods searching for garish, tacky or otherwise 'over-the-top' holiday displays.
A reference to the family name, Griswold, of the characters from the National Lampoon film series; most notably the National Lampoons Holiday Vacation.
A reference to the family name, Griswold, of the characters from the National Lampoon film series; most notably the National Lampoons Holiday Vacation.
by barec2 December 25, 2006
Get the griswoldingmug.