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The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
Get the Masking Coughmug. Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?
Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the MOTYmug. by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the DGBTTmug. Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?
Mary: I thought you hated that show?
Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
Mary: I thought you hated that show?
Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
by barec2 January 6, 2014
Get the celebuttrymug. Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Cheater-Sensesmug. The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
Get the Retail Epilepsymug.