barec2's definitions

Dumpster Jus

The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.

Dude watch out for the Dumpster Jus from that trash can when you empty it.

by barec2 March 15, 2009

Regadgitate

Incessantly speaking without invitation or provocation about gadgets or technology.

Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.

by barec2 September 27, 2009

Boifriend/bifriend

A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.

A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.

A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.

Alternate pronunciation Bifriend

I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.

I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.

Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.

by barec2 January 13, 2008

Hater-Senses

A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.

Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....

Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.

by barec2 April 29, 2009

Werkend

The end of the traditional work week wherein the work continues over Saturday and Sunday.

She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!

Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space

by Barec2 April 27, 2014

Cheater-Senses

A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.

Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.

Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!

by barec2 April 29, 2009

Cross-texting

When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.

Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.

by barec2 January 25, 2009