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Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
Tina: So did Jim have Jr. last night for visitation?
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
Fay: Yeah FOTY spent 45 minutes showing his son how to channel surf while self fondling and drinking beer. Classic!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the FOTYmug. She: dude we gonna hang tonight?
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
He: no I gotta be up early tomorrow.
She: but it's Friday.
He: I know but I gotta go in to work tomorrow!
She: sucks to be you. My weekend is your werkend!
Bill Lumberg: "Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks." - Office Space
by Barec2 April 27, 2014
Get the Werkendmug. The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
Get the Masking Coughmug. Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?
Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the MOTYmug. by barec2 May 23, 2009
Get the DGBTTmug. A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
Get the Cheater-Sensesmug. The inevitable result of a polyglot or 'melting-pot' society. A collection of disparate people/parts united under a common flag.
A diverse and vibrant collection of citizens.
The realization of the U.S. Constitution's framers.
A diverse and vibrant collection of citizens.
The realization of the U.S. Constitution's framers.
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddles masses yearning to breathe free we'll bring 'em in as part of our amalga-nation.
by barec2 May 1, 2009
Get the Amalga-nationmug.