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MOTY

Acronym for Mother Of The Year

The companion to FOTY or Father of the year

pronounced Moatee
Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?

Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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Cheater-Senses

A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.
Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.

Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!
by barec2 April 29, 2009
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DGBTT

Doesn't get better than that/this
Pronounced 'Dig Butt'
Jim: Met this model last night who's got this thing for coders. It was awesome!

Tim: Dude, DGBTT!
by barec2 May 23, 2009
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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Boifriend/bifriend

A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.

A possibly bi-sexual acquaintance.

A closeted bi-sexual male who usually 'dates' women but sleeps with men.

Alternate pronunciation Bifriend
I had to break up with Jeremy 'Boifriend' kept hitting on my cousin Sean.

I'm not saying Tyreke's on the down low but 'Bifriend' gots some track lighting and mad decorating skillz.

Naw we're not really dating; we just go shopping and out to eat together. He's my Boifriend/bifriend.
by barec2 January 13, 2008
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Dumpster Jus

The swirling liquid at the bottom of a trash can or dumpster comprised of the remnants of the moisture from all the items currently or previously in said vessel.
Dude watch out for the Dumpster Jus from that trash can when you empty it.
by barec2 March 15, 2009
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Regadgitate

Incessantly speaking without invitation or provocation about gadgets or technology.
Woman 1: How was your date?
Woman 2: Horrible, all he did was talk through dinner and the movie about his stupid new iPhone.
Woman 1: Oh' he regadgitated all over you.
Woman 2: Yep, couldn't get him to shut-up. Finally I just tuned him out.
by barec2 September 27, 2009
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