4 definitions by bambo15

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 23, 2017

limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.

Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa

by bambo15 October 6, 2017

Bush Scrape

When you put double sided tape on the tip of the dildo and put it in your anus, then proceed to penetrate yourself until the dildo has hair on the tip of it and your anus is completely hairless. Oooooh Daddy!

Honey, can we get the mobi, I would like to waxing by behind via the Bush Scrape! Talking about it makes my dick twitch.

by bambo15 July 23, 2018