8 definitions by ballz itchy

pecan bag

The exterior skin that encased and protects the male testes.

You see that naked dude in the park? He had a squirrel hanging from his pecan bag!

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016

twerkitis

A non fatal illness that manifest itself in the chronic urge to twerk in inappropriate places.

After the episode in Wal-mart we thought meemaw had Parkinson's, but the Doctor said it was just an advanced case of twerkitis.

by ballz itchy July 11, 2014

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 5, 2016